Caterpillar here.

Hello. Caterpillar here.  What a great place to be smoking this hookah, all by myself.  The land of fantasy and queer ideas of reality, what a wonderful wealth.  Am I smoking a legal or an illegal substance, I'll never tell.  After all I am sitting on a mushroom which may or may not be hallucenegetic as well.  I met a little girl today, Alice is her name.  She seems lost and confused, maybe that's just her game.  I asked her to recite a poem, which she did without luck.  I felt like telling her, "Man, you just suck".  Alice whined about changing size many times this day.  I advised her about my mushroom which could change her size either way.  Is this all just a dream I'm in? Have I performed some sort of sin?  If it's a dream, I shall soon awake.  Unless I OD for heavens sake.